Thursday, 30 December 2010

More Centurians In Coming Decades

Well it’s official, there’s a very strong possibility that I could live to be 100, or at least a fifth of us could.

To be perfectly honest the chances of me doing it are slim, I abuse my body, I love bacon and egg fry-ups, smoked a pipe until earlier this year, only gave it up because I could no longer get my brand, love a tipple of the hard stuff and being honest don’t do a great deal of exercise, other than leafleting.
So no Government should worry too much about having to pay my pension. Now as for my better half, well that’s another matter, they had better take out a mortgage to pay her pension.

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